Attention all analytical minds, data gurus, self-starters, software junkies, and innovators:  We are hungry for your brains!  

In true Square Root style, we’re kicking off Halloween early on October 8th with a Zombies vs. Vampires Startup Crawl Party. Our houses will be transformed into a bone-chilling grounds for the creepiest party of the year with your favorite eccentric bunch of zombies and vampires. If our theme alone isn’t infectious enough, let me offer up some of the fun to come for you to sink your teeth into.

Do you love Chi’lantro? Well so do we! Chi’lantro will be here in full force with their food truck and full menu so come get yours fangs into some hot-off-the-truck Kimchi fries. After you quench your appetite you may be ready to get your swag on! You’ll be in luck with our on site screen printers and some of our fresh swag.

Does the thought of zombies and vampires lurking around on stilts, doing acrobatic yoga and contorting their bodies totally creep you out in the coolest way? Then come check out our spooky entertainers and maybe you too can be transformed into a zombie or vampire by our professional facepainters.    

We are on the hunt for new talent and are thirsty for your blood! Come out and learn more about our openings for Database Engineers, Analytics Platform Engineers, Technical Program Managers, Developers, and Data Scientists! Take it from me, after attending the Spring 2015 Spring Startup Crawl Party, I caught the Square Root bug and joined the bunch this past summer!”

This is a night you won’t want to miss so hop out of your coffin, come grab a cup of our zombie-virus booze, and party with us at our Zombies vs. Vampires startup crawl party! RSVP Now!